[Scottish] quotes/fortunes

[iain d broadfoot]

I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some 
bastard with a torch, bringing me more work.
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Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall Internet the Earth.
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If you give a programmer 3 jobs to do, one trivial, one important and 
the other urgent, what order will they do them?

the easy one, then the interesting one, then the other one.
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You can't argue with stupid people, they will first drag you down, then 
win on experience.

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ok, i think that's better.

sorry peoples!!

iain