[Sussex] Happy Christmas,

[Gareth Ablett]

Happy Christmas all.

 From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please 
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an 
environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, politically-correct, 
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter 
solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the 
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, 
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of 
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at 
all...and a financially-successful, personally-fulfilling, and 
medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted 
calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of 
other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, 
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary 
preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these 
terms that- 
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal; 
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be 
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor 
are acknowledged; 
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any 
of the wishes; 
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the 
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain 
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor; 
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within 
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the 
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first; 
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this 
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor; and, 
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our 
Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead 
or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this 
greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and 
images are hereby acknowledged. 


Gareth Ablett
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