[Sussex] Just a little fun

[Steve Dobson]

Hay guys

I just came across this were suffing-da-net and it made me smile.

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
   questions about the lightbulb,

3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
   lightbulb,

4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
   stockpile of lightbulbs,

5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
   to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,

6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the
   lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American
   flag,

7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing
   a lightbulb and screwing the country.

Steve D