[Sussex] Dear Tech support

[Mark Harrison]

Pah. I cannot let the claims of your English "divorce" software go
unchallenged, mes amis.


Nous vous presentons, l'alternative Francais - Mistress 4.2.

Continuez avec "Wife 1.0", mais installer "Mistress 4.2" en addition. Vous
gagnerez toutes les benefices d'une Mistress, sans pedre le Wife. Nos
clients, qui inclus M. David Beckham, M. Le Premier Ministre, John Major, M.
Le President Bill Clinton, et beacoup d'autres sont tres charme par notre
produit.

Mistress 4.2, la solution Francais.

Vive la difference.



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Steve Dobson" <steve at dobson.org>
To: "LUG email list for the Sussex Counties" <sussex at mailman.lug.org.uk>
Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 3:15 PM
Subject: Re: [Sussex] Dear Tech support


> Dear Systems Developer
>
> You might want to look into a new product that my company has just
> released: Divorced 1.0.
>
> Divorced 1.0 is a radical new approach to removing Wife 1.0 from
> your and your clients' systems.  This new product is 100% effective in
> removing those hidden files installed by Wife 1.0 which can be so
> troublesome in finding and deleting.  However, be warned, there
> are some very nasty traps associated with Wife 1.0 (esp. if the
> add-ons Baby 0.5, Kid 2.3 or Teenager 4.x had also been installed).
> You or your clients may find unreasonable tie-in classes in the Wife
> 1.0 End User Licence.  I therefore recommend that you execute a
> version of Lawyer first.  All thought the later versions are very
> costly they will save you progressively more money in the long term.
>
> However, we feel that the advantages of Divorced 1.0 overrule these
> costs as in many cases as it allows access to new packages such as
> BachelorPad 10.3 and SportsCar 2.1 [1].  Divorced 1.0 is also
> comparable with old favorites such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0,
> Hunting&Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.
>
> Steve Dobson
> CEO of NewDoftwareThinking
>
> [1]
> Please note that SportsCar 2.1 is a striped down version of FamilyCar
> 4.2, and while it does not allow the same capacity as FamilyCar is does
> run much faster. For most users of Divorced 1.0 it more than capable of
> the tasks required of it.  I uses it and have found that it even works
> well with that most difficult of programs to install OneNightStand 4.2.
>
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