[Sussex] Dear Tech support

[Steve Dobson]

Dear Systems Developer

You might want to look into a new product that my company has just
released: Divorced 1.0.

Divorced 1.0 is a radical new approach to removing Wife 1.0 from
your and your clients' systems.  This new product is 100% effective in
removing those hidden files installed by Wife 1.0 which can be so 
troublesome in finding and deleting.  However, be warned, there
are some very nasty traps associated with Wife 1.0 (esp. if the
add-ons Baby 0.5, Kid 2.3 or Teenager 4.x had also been installed).
You or your clients may find unreasonable tie-in classes in the Wife 
1.0 End User Licence.  I therefore recommend that you execute a
version of Lawyer first.  All thought the later versions are very
costly they will save you progressively more money in the long term.

However, we feel that the advantages of Divorced 1.0 overrule these
costs as in many cases as it allows access to new packages such as 
BachelorPad 10.3 and SportsCar 2.1 [1].  Divorced 1.0 is also 
comparable with old favorites such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, 
Hunting&Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

Steve Dobson
CEO of NewDoftwareThinking

[1]
Please note that SportsCar 2.1 is a striped down version of FamilyCar
4.2, and while it does not allow the same capacity as FamilyCar is does
run much faster. For most users of Divorced 1.0 it more than capable of
the tasks required of it.  I uses it and have found that it even works
well with that most difficult of programs to install OneNightStand 4.2.