1. The perfect conversation piece for parties! What a party bore you'll be - unless it's a geek party. 2. Make great foot-warmers. With that much grunt it must kick out a bit of heat. 3. Lovely lawn ornament. You haven't got a lawn. Is this something I'm going to out for when parking around the back of your place. 4. Man's true best friend. Get a life. 5. Good dancing partner. But who leads? Steve