[Wolves] Tracking Santa

[Ron Wellsted]

For those of you who want to know how near Santa is to getting here, try
NORAD <http://www.noradsanta.org/english/>.

This should help while away some of the time.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2001, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than
any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, 
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or 
sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are
accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any
of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole 
discretion of the wisher)

In other words,

Merry Christmas everyone.

-- 
Ron Wellsted
http://www.wellsted.org.uk
ron at wellsted.org.uk
N 52.567623, W 2.137621
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