[Wolves] Tracking Santa

Kevanf1 kevanf1 at gmail.com
Fri Dec 24 13:56:02 GMT 2004

 Fri, 24 Dec 2004 12:58:49 +0000, Ron Wellsted <ron at wellsted.org.uk> wrote:
> For those of you who want to know how near Santa is to getting here, try
> NORAD <http://www.noradsanta.org/english/>.
> This should help while away some of the time.
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
> persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
> respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
> others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
> at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
> calendar year 2001, but not without due respect for the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
> Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than
> any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour,
> age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
> sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are
> accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
> withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
> greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any
> of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by
> law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
> warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
> tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
> holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wisher)
> In other words,
> Merry Christmas everyone.
> --
> Ron Wellsted
> http://www.wellsted.org.uk
> ron at wellsted.org.uk
> N 52.567623, W 2.137621
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Hic..... oops, sorry I've been on the sherry trifle :-)

Take care.
Kevan Farmer

34 Hill Street
Cheslyn Hay

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