OLD Jokes! Was: [Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Darran D. Rimron-Molloy]

Alain Williams said:

> Q. What is the fastest liquid on Earth ?
> A. Milk. Because it is past your eyes before your see it.

Q. What's the fastest food on earth then?
A. Scone.

(all depends how you pronounce that, i guess....)

Q. How can you tell if there's been an elephant in your fridge?
A. Foot prints in the butter.

Q. How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back.

Q. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
A. An Egg.

I have one other, funnier, but it's long and I can't be arsed to type it
:)

	-Darran


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