[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[jim]

On Mon, 18 Feb 2002, Dan Kolb wrote:
> Three blondes walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. Barman says "Why the long face?"

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Barman says "Hi Rene, want a beer?" Rene
replies, "I think not." and disappears.

A ghost walks into a bar. Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."

What's pink and hard in the morning?
The Financial Times crossword.

Two parrots in a frying pan. One says to the other "Hot in here, isn't
it?" The other says "Bloody hell, I'm in the wrong joke!"

Gets worse ...

jim
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