[Gllug] [OT] Jokes

[Nix]

On 18 Feb 2002, John Hearns stipulated:
> Cat lovers versus doggy people.
> Choose your weapons...

fvwm users need not participate; your choice has been made for you.

(See <http://www.fvwm.org/fvwm-cats/>.)

> (I will now retire to my hardened command bunker,
> well stocked with champagne and the finest foods.
> I expect to poke my head above ground in a few years time
> to survey the smoking ruins of what used to be the Earth).

You'll be pounced on by a cat in short order.

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