[Wolves] Talking of silly Friday

Peter Cannon peter at cannon-linux.co.uk
Fri Jun 16 22:00:26 BST 2006

Andy Smith wrote:

> - not a case of laziness; I don't like talking on the phone,
>   especially to fast food employees (seriously, who does enjoy
>   talking to these people?)

Me, sometimes, it never ceases to amaze me how excruciatingly dense some
people can be. I had one today where I had no choice but to be rude and
say "Listen, don't speak, just listen and write down what I say" at the
time it might not be funny but later on, down the pub, maybe, when you
relate the story back just watch your mates fall about with tears
running down their eyes.

> - they had a web site for ordering which just mailed the store as
>   far as I could see (pizzaworlduk at gmail.com!).  I didn't trust my
>   credit card details to it, very glad of that now.

Ooh you have a credit card? "My name is chief Ubuganoonoo my kingdom was
stolen from me but I managed to escape. I transfered some money but I
need somebody with a UK credit card......."

> - Gave up after 3 orders because they were completely incompetent at
>   making pizzas with the correct toppings no matter whether the
>   order was phoned or emailed.  

Yes but they had never heard of griddled Bill gates intestines as a
topping :P

> WEBSITE NO WARKING indeed mate, pity
> it is not just your web site that is NO WARKING.

Now thats funny, many years ago I was out with a girl eating at a
Chinese restaurant in the city (London) towards the end of the evening
the waitress came over and said to me "No womb?" I replied "No I'm a
bloke" then it hit me what she meant and how thick I'd been we laughed
all the way to the bedroom on that one ;)


Peter Cannon

"There is every excuse for not knowing
There is no excuse for not asking"

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